Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Monday's Issue disappears!

Dear one and all, this is a temporary newsflash to warn or perhaps inform you of the whereabouts of the usual Monday Issue which is the heart of the Scandal Press entreprise. Unfortunately, Mr Chief Editor and I have been unable to meet together to plan and script the up-and-coming edition and therefore we apologise for the delay of this week's scandal publication.

Have no fear as we intend to include a section to represent any ongoings during the leavers' do which takes place on this fine evening. For everyone else, enjoy the sunshine!

Sole employee of the Scandal Press

18 comments:

Adriana said...

"enjoy the sun shine" Grrrr I wish. just got back from theatre (19:00) and the sun is long gone (with out little moi even taking any notice of it). I'm hungry ( ...hhhmm what did I have to eat today? o right nothing), I'm thirsty (I can't say I didn't have anything there though cus Moni was so nice as to give me some water **long live Moni!**) and I'm more than nackerd. I'm writing two exams tomorrow (only as always I only found out about the one today), the première (first theatre performance) is tomorrow and and and...

sorry bout letting that out folks dono why I did. guess I just kinda needed to complain ;p
thanks for putting up with me (whoever does)
off to that wonderful dream called bed (couldn't be botherd bout learning)!
Adri

Scotty said...

Awww I hope everything goes swimmmingly at the theartre and I type this message as James, Rick and Chris join me in thanking everyone for a lovely night, and secondly I'd like to thank Usher the artist for teaching me how to move!!!
Peace - JONAH

chris said...

I cant believe Scott didnt ask for her number!!!!HEHE.What a night this has been, and it isnt over yet,thats for sure! There will be pictures as soon as I sober up and get home. But for now, bring on the pancakes!!!!!!!

Adriana said...

well course scott didn't ask for my number! he allready has it! shech ;p hehe

really really nice to hear that everything was such fun!!! but why didn't you come over for the pre-party coktail I invited you for?
what about everyone comming over for a uhh ....past-party coktail?

Scotty said...

Past party cocktail? Sounds good for me, but perhaps you need to put it on a long long hold if we are to be setting off for Bonn this Summer. If not, I am sure Paul has already invited you Adri to his lovely Summer b'day bash? *looks around*
Jonah
p.s. love the red bow-tie!

Adriana said...

scotty you wont believe it but I've been vainly waiting for an invitation to his bday ever since I was sent the wonderful photo that I was tolled is on the cover of it. ..but **sniff** as I said, I've been waiting in vain. I've gotten absolutely nothing other than the pic.It seams as though Mr Sheeply (;p) has thought about inviting every one (even a Mr Charlie) but not little me **sniff**

Paul said...

Still very much on the high from last night, I'm e-mailling photos out left, right and centre, and loving it all!

On the news of my party, it's going to get a little bigger yet, as I have many more friends than I first accounted for. I'm a little hugged out from last night, but I'm doing my best.

A new raft of invites will be sent out shortly. But, Adri, I had to take int account the distance you'd have to travel, and I'm afraid it wouldn't be feasible. So, as not to risk rejection, I had to leave your invite out. Sorry!

Adriana said...

I've been left out!!! **soooobb** I'Ve been l-l-lleeeft ooouuut!! **beaks into uncontrollable tears** (tip: go with the "I forgot" next time ;P)

Adriana said...

the pictures are really great!!
this is my fav. The Group
see that random bodyless hand on paul's sholder? lol brilliant! ;p

Adriana said...

my second fav. aint scotty cool?
hehehe try to find out which hands belong to whom. aint that easy folks! ;p
sry the pics are just all too good! here's another one I like The Group4
now james might not be wearing a red dress in that pic but correct me if I'm wrong he sure does look rather feminine there ;p
o and just one last remark "paulo" you really must do something against your red eyes! ;p and stop blaming your glasses! ;p

Scotty said...

Wow, if she carries on Adri might be a competitor to me as the employee for scandal! HAHA James C. does indeed look quite lady-like, his actions may have supported that, but let me tell you this girlfriend...he's ALL MAN!

Where are all the hands, and to whom do they belong? Quite frankly I don't give a damn! We are all movie stars in the end so we don't need to explain our poses. You missed out, by the way, Mr Paddon looking so damn cool in the shades. He looks set to star in a blockbuster with that pose.
Jonah

Paul said...

My glasses are the ultimate in anti red eye reduction technology. Double flash or no double flash, my glasses assure the photographer of unlimited red eye shine from the back of my eyes. What a system and technological driven world we live in!

Oh, and the random hand is Rambo trying to pop up. You can just about see the top ofhis head as well, lurking over my other shoulder!

Scotty said...

This is another pre-released message for all of the concerned readers with regards to the regularity of the Scandal Press. I am happy to inform you that somehow, someway the Monday Issue for the 6th June will be published on time.
My Chief Editor is having how you would say technical problems at home with his PC so be patient with him.
Sole Employee of Scandal Press
All rights removed*

Adriana said...

good to hear that the monday scandal press issue will be published this monday!!!
but just a little q is there anyone out there who isn't yet writing something? cus I think that person should start a sunday e-mail(or blog ..or both)! sunday is one of the best days as well ..not quite as good as saturday ..but still not bad and it most defiantly deserves some kind of of uhh something. ok fine so sunday doesn't deserve anything but I'd enjoy reading something on sunday as well ;p
**pleading look** Addy
xxx

Scotty said...

Tell you what Adriana, we will promise to e-mail you every Sunday if need be, just for something to read! I'll be e-mailing you shortly. Otherwise, check out the Thursday Thought and the comments posted on the last blog.
Jonah

Adriana said...

awwww :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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scotty, you're great! but who's "we"? who else promises to write to me every sunday?
**Huge hug** and even bigger smile**
Adri

Scotty said...

Well, when I exclaim "we" I type as if I were typing alongside the great Rick, but he was somewhat engaged earlier today so I typed it on his behalf. I'm for ever clearing up things, eh!? I'll negotiate something for the Monday issue with the great Chief Editor, but details of what sort of scandal are still a bit vague. Sorry to disappoint. One of you needs to do something soon! Fancy dress, Mr Clarke??
Jonah

clarkey said...

MAybe not a return of the dress, although i do look amazing in one.
I will await whit bated breath for the next issue.