Quick Update

With members of the Scandal Press team being on holiday and such, the Monday Issue has been delayed from the 25th July and will recommence hopefully this Monday coming up. This is simply a temporary notice but if you have any news to report which you deem scandalous, then simply e-mail them to the scandalpressoffice@hotmail.co.uk, and the Chief will give it a mention if it's considered good enough...get typing and for now, good-bye!

The MOnday Isuue From Switzerland

Dear one and all,

With everybody spread across the continent its difficult to write scandals but i will try!

hehehe...

What could possibly be appearing in this email of horrors i wonder?

Rabbits trees and james apeared in this weeks news, we're unsure as to what is going on but procreation was the name of the game!

I fully believe scotty in what he has said in the saturday email and apologise completely for any discomfort caused towards him that lead him to say this! I'll buy you a prezzie, lad.

i dont know, its terrible being away but im loving it all the same!

yours,
Scandal Press editor in chief

I just wanna say

Thank you to all who made it to my Party last night, it was one hell of a party(if i do say so myself) and it was great that so many of you could make it. The mass sharing of Syphillis(even if Kyle did ruin the second batch) has to be one of the highlights of the evening, and I'm sure the Scandal Press Team will have plenty of scandal to post for us soon!

Once again, thank you, you're the best!!!

Ahead of his time
The true Summer Prizegiving
The world famous founder of the Scandal Press scooped up last night on several awards at a prestigious ceremony, designed to pick the best of the best blogger reporters. All of the blogger stars came out to congratulate the man himself and the standing ovation at the end for the hard-working and devoted family man was thoroughly deserved.

Amongst a field of very strong candidates, the Scandal Press took the prize of the Best Newcomer and the Reporters' Blogger Site of the Year at this annual ficticious event. The Friday E-mail, which publishes today, was inducted into the Hall of Fame after it's stunning make-over and, equally, a Miss A. Ferrari was awarded the Female Writer of the Year, but was unable to collect her prize.

It was clear, however, that the SP had stolen the show. Overwhelmed with joy, the Chief Editor could only utter his thanks to his loyal readers, before he paraded around soaking everyone with sweet tasting champagne.

Quick on the scene, many so-called big named national newspapers tried to snap up the hot property but in complete defiance, he refused. Many have labeled him ahead of his time and this writer believes this is just the start of things to come for the founder of the Scandal Press.

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