UPDATE

Dear Everyone,

It's back to the drawing board.

I currently have no scandal, but whatever.

I have money so its all good, im still a german student but i'm now in the school of business, lecturers are cool, but freshers (generally male) are a stuck up bunch of peeps.

Peace out homies,

The Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief.

UPDATE COMPLETE

Back To Business

Dear One, All, and Everyone,

It is now the start of a new academic year and we are now all either going back to university, starting university or going back to college/school. So good luck to all you A-Level Students in the latest yeasr of hell when it comes to exams and please remember to complete your UCAS forms on time, it really is a pain if you don't! (Tribute to Scotty "Stop patronising me!" lol)

to all you plebs, of which i aren't one anymore, good look adjusting to uni life, dont get an overdraft! (it only leads to trouble) and remember alcohol and pro-plus is your friend when used responsibly. i don't condone the use of narcotics (who am i kidding, go get stoned at least once).

i sit here in my newly furnished room having a very boring time, soon to be solved by the arrival of more people in the penthouse. Living on a shoestring with no student loan in sight (oh well, no worries eh?).

Peace out, and have fun in the oncoming year,

looking forward to the arrival of all you budding visitors,

The Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief.

PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A JOKE

Dear One, All, and Everyone,

I write to you just as I have got home from having dinner out (it was quite nice).

You see on arriving home I found out that my laptop had been left on and I hadn't signed out of MSN Messenger. There was two message windows open, one from Nat and another from Nat and Bilam, it turns out they can't take a joke, at all, and who gives a shit about spelling when you're in a rush. But anyway, it speaks of this and that, and then laura gets involved, maybe she should really talk to james about who exactly said what about James and his codename (get your facts right before commenting on them) and then maybe ask James how I responded to him going out with you, if I really had a problem with it would I still talk to him (or you, not that I do much)

I do apologise to bilam for being at the party with a fair few of my mates at an extremely good friend of mines house, talk of socialising and all, funny thing is that I did.

So I finish with a toast to all you people for being the people you really are and how I love you for it!

Yours,

Rick.

p.s. Nat if you find any spelling mistakes in here please do not hesitate to email the corrections to me and I shall see that they are dealt with and republished.

p.p.s. Should anyone happen to want a copy of the previously mentioned conversation I will happily supply them with a copy by email upon request.

p.p.p.s. Who really gives a shit what I write about anyway it's not as though its the number one newsreel for the country, plus there is a freedom of the press and generally it is to pour petrol onto a fire as they say (or make a mountain out of a mole hill if you didn't understand).

The Scandal Press: All Rights Removed And All Secrecy Acts Broken.

the Morning after the night before

Dear one, all, and everyone

We at the Scandal Press as shown in our invisible contracts are required to break every secrecy act possible, so here goes.

Yesterday the delectable SP President, decided that he would offer up his services of a venue for Nats party of no real significance. a shed load of bloody strangers turned up, not counting Bisi, nathan, pete, the king of degradation, and of course the core SP Team. Everyone else was just there for no apparent reason.

Main news: despite having a girlfriend, Mr. Lang got off with some broard (name unknown)
Clarkey decided that after a certain unknown person left he would get off with the fridge instead deciding it was her (we'll let you lot decide why and what possible derogatory terms could be brought up)

Anyhoo, after all the random unknowns left, peace finally reigned.

Morning after, cleaning commenced again, despite nats non presence (thanks)
bacon was served and bottles removed by the acclaimed king of degradation.

thanks to the following for cleaning up and helping overall: Rick, Pete, Charlie, and Nathan. Scotty is very thankful for your help in the clean up of what ever shit them randoms brought in!

Yours,

in advance of complaints,

The Scandal Press Team