Dear One, All and Everyone,
We at the Scandal Press are always taking it from the top, mainly cause its hot, fresh and generally unspoiled (until we massacre it)
In the words of a random person "A lie can run around the world until the truth has got its boots on", so in a spirit of camaraderie we have handed the truth the keys to our new bugatti veyron and given the lies a 14 second head start (enough to get the car up to 186mph).
Any-meh-hoo, here goes, during a short sojourn to Leeds for his evident 19th birthday (not that anyone knew about it and all) he seems now to be going out with one L.Hodgson (this is straight from the horses mouth so no hate mail please, even though I do love to receive it and forward it to anyone).
Our inside man, Paul Shepley, was on scene but made no comment, mainly cause we negated to solicit him for one, but oh well.
So, minions, friends, neighbours and countrymen, not to forget the Romans among us, spread the word however you see fit, be it by email, snail mail, or by writing words in the sky using a bi-plane.
One final note, mainly in Mr/patient/gorilla features (delete where applicable) Clarke's interest I have negated to email this to a certain Miss. R.Thomas.
HERE IS YOUR
Bye for now,
From The Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief, President and all our wonderful reporters across the globe
P.S. SHOULD I NOT BE AROUND AFTER TOMORROW I DO HEREBY SIGN ALL MY DEEDS OVER TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SCANDAL PRESS AND ONE "HARSH REALITY" TO DEAL WITH THEM AS THEY SEE FIT.
