Dear one and all,
More precisely,
Dear Everyone who reads this,
It is once again that the Scandal Editorial Team return to the writing board to look baffled and make any old crap up.
Firstly, it has been confirmed that Adriana is one of the new faces of Cadburys chocolate, as the spelling queen of the liverpudlian world she was tipped as the best girl for the job. As a celebration, Adriana herself got married and invited noone to the event, as such we shun the relationship immediately. She also chose to send the Senior Editor-in-Chief oysters and Guinness all the way from Ireland, we have a feeling that the marriage is on the rocks.
Secondly, the Senior Editor-in-Chief is yet again to be seen in a kilt and drinking tea. Also Ambulating both shires with trips planned to the arse and elbow (cambridge and glasgow), we foresee a trail of unrecorded carnage in the wake of our Chiefs arrival.
Now remember, corn flakes were accidentally created after Mr. Kellogg wanted a preventative for masturbation. Also, when a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate.
Yours,
In the preamble,
The Scandal Press Senior Editor-in-Chief
