After the much anticipated Goth themed party at Scott's, the Scandal Office is left shocked and curious. The wild and blurry pictures of the Scandal photographer reveal a horrifying experience that, to some, will need to be followed up with a visit to their Psychiatrist. Many minor events happened and much drink consumed.
The night began with arriving to find Scott, Rick, James C, Charlie, Paul, James H, Laura and Andy all in the darkest clothes they own. Then to my horror watching James don some eyeliner and Charlie with eyeliner, and a truly horrifying black wig. Charlie proceeded up stairs and, with the help of Laura, applied some black lipstick. Black eyeliner, hair and lipstick? The pictures reveal either a very wild woman or an equally wild man. Later in the night, Scott got a hold of the lipstick, but with less hideous effects. One thing for sure is that man-Goths must be very good make-up artists.
The next episode was the "Where's the Tequila Series". In which Rick proceeded to steal James' Tequila numerous times forcing him to interrogate those who crossed his path. Practically in hysterics he was given vague clues to the whereabouts of the delicious spirit. After the five episodes of Tequila, all of which were recorded, it was conveniently time to drink the tequila. The rest of the Party is just a bit blurry, but, no doubt, those less affected by drink will be able to fill in the blanks.
Unfortunately the Scandal Reporter had to in the office early on Saturday so was forced into walking home at 12:30. This proved to be an unusual experience as I was escorted by Andy, Rick and Scott to the Golf Course. However on the way there they all insisted upon speaking German very loudly all the way through the Estate and, as I was told, for half an hour after I had disappeared form view.
Yours
Harsh Reality
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New and exclusive to the latest released SPTV (work it out!!!)
the scandal press is offerring you an all time once in a lifetime opportunity to relive that epic night at the fantastic abode of scottys.
newly launched SPTV as seen on wildly spaced boring myspace sites (yes you heard you boring myspace underlings) has official videos of the spiffing part-AY.
Motion Pictures on tonight:How Tequila Mockingbird
Starring P-to-the-shizzle-J.Clarke, an exasperated fool seeking new life with new hair hooked on tequila
Also starring the much bemused klepto-tequila-maniac RICK!
a Marnland Studios Production
Brought to you in partnership with Sexy Pete Films
coming soon to a pc screen near your face
Available now on wide-ass screen (so wide really fat people never get in the way)
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