dear all and welcome to the extra monday issue whenever we had the ball it was fun. james wore a dress and high heels(in our heads) scotty could have had some action but pulling alex payne would have been a mistake and opted to remain a gentleman! paul danced with many people and i met a random girl from work but i dont know her name! scotty really is gorgeous baby! james didnt wear a red dress aww! james is very happy chris dancedwith him.i got harassed by caz jepps and im currently as hacked as ajack ass!\wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bigging up the YMCA yet again james s keyboard is fucked up! oh yes and scotty is like the greatest dancer in the WORLD, he made Stiffler and salman look incompetant! Bigginguppancakes
ciao for now darlings
scandal press editor-in-chief
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lol hehehehehe O but you can't leave it at just that now can you?! **pleading look** cmon you can give me a few more details! **hope**
got to go. school. fisrt class - Exam and in about 14 hours I'll be on stage dressed up as a king with a beard and all!
Addy
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Well as i sit here listening toUp All Night by Razorlight which is definately appropriate it think back on the eents of last night.
We really did have a ball in all senses on the word.
My red dress was missing due to the fact that i couldn't find one in my size (damn my extra luscious behind)
Scotty really was the king of the dancefloor (he's gonna have to teach me), Paul tried and failed to take scotts title and feel Hannah Cornishes arse.
Ah the memory is slightly faded alcohol does this to me but never fear it will return in a week or two.
We had Sam getting bottled and the subsequent police and ambulance visit.
As mentioned before the YMCA.... Pauls red bowtie, Mat Elliots white suite and pink tie and shirt.
Collapsing tables and 3 portions of proffiteroles each. Howard+ 1 bottle of Whisky= lots of puke you would have thought they would have learnt by now.
But for now that is enough i think. More updates will follow as my memory returns.
BTW the previous comment was by Clarkey Publishing INC.
We could only do so much Langy!
Ahh, what a night it t'was. With my red bow tie, red cumberband and a red hankerchief in my jacket pocket, I matched pretty well with half the girls I danced with.
I'm sturggling to name everyone I danced with, but highlights included Helen, Louise, Kit, Pippa, Sohpia, Helen, Sue, Stu, Charlie, Hannah, Alex, ... Spot the common element between most of them, yes, that's right, the vast majority are already taken. I don't let little facts like that hinder me though.
Oh what a night it was, and even if my dancing was poor to being with, it did indeed get better as the night progressed, and my Macarena was impeccable! Oh, and I did manage to feel more arses than just Hannah's. Never underestimate the great Paulo who came out from the night with a few fresh contacts and renewed old ones.
Oh, and I make no apologies for taking so long to appear outside at the end for the final group photo. But, there were far, far too many people to hug, kiss and wish all the luck in the world to, and I wasn't going to miss anyone out if I could help it.
But, as I said in my toast;
"This is not the end. Nor is it the beginning of the end. But this is merely the end of the beginning, for the rest is very much yet to come."
Good luck to you all, check out all the photos at www.jiphex.com/pics or e-mail me for any prints or full sized versions.
See you all soon!
Paul
Ahh, the joys of being so utterly modest and down to Earth as well! Hehe! Sorry peeps, but still on a high. Enjoy the photos though, courtesy of Mr James Hannah and his webspace and his computing genius.
Ta taa!
Paul
who knows but cus no one answerd bout him being upset guess it's not that big of a deal ;p **heiligenschein**
Wahoo, I am still on a high myself people, so there is no need to tone it down in the slightest...I hope you all had a great time and for those who couldn't come down, well I'm sure you'll get your turn at your respective leavers' bashes.
Why does adri keep getting hold of these damn halos! She seems to have these gold rings around the top of her head everytime she feels it necessary and we MUST do somthing to stop it! hehe
For others, the term Halo means an amazing computer game where Mr T and Mr C just blow each others heads off with fire-arms...it's not big and it's not clever, but it's damn fun!
Jonah
another computer game? oh no! you'll be as bad as my brother matt soon ;P glad you all had a good time. i can't wait for the year 11 one now, but i'm sure it'll be a lot calmer than yours, hopefully no fights/bottlings at this one! i'll be sure to take lots of photos to show you all, if you want that is, if not i'm still going to take lots anyway! i love the photos from your leavers ball, they're great!
But the pictures are all about the fun. I broke my golden rule about photos of me, and appeared in so many of them as to be worried about what I was on. Still, it was such a blast, and they'll be good for keeping the memories alive. Don't ruin it with morals, or premisconceptions, just have your photo taken and like it!!!
Camera's just don't break like that. They break when you drop them, or leave them to go dusty in the depths of a cupboard somewhere.
Can someone please tell Laura that she'll look great in any outfit and she'll have a blast at her leavers?! Please! I'm feel a little emotional now, so forgive me if I sound soppy.
Tell you why I'm feeling so sad - this Green Day track Chris told me about, is awesome. When September Comes is worth a listen to people.
I just wanna thank all of my mates, anyone I have met and connected with and as I look down the list of comments across the bloggers, it makes me happy to know such funny and interesting people.
Jonah
laura, I dont know you but if scotty says you'll look nice in any outfit and will have a blast at your leavers than I'm sure you will! Anyways how could one not have a blast at ones leavers ball?
have a good one!
Adri
hey y'all just thought i'd post for the hell of it, i'm at work right now, woo. No-one cares what happened between scotty and alex seeing as shes going out with tim. Again scotty is a great dancer and i've been keeping the drinking up since tuesday night so am not hungover yet. a noticeable event at james's was the fact that we got a proper brekkie, instead of just toast!
maybe i'll get round to sending a post on monday i'm not sure though.
p.s. i am currently unable to recieve any emails or go online at home just so you know!
awww why do you disagree? why would it not be fun? anyways it's my experience that fun can be found anywhere and even more than that you can have a blast anywhere all just depending on if you want to or not. just enjoy yourself! :D sure you will! dont doubt it!
Adri
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No Adriana, I think she doubted whether she would look good on the night but once again we think she will as she is great!
Just clarifying that she does know she'll have a blast!
Jonah
hmm, scott i think its 'wake me up when september ends' but yes it's a great song!
laura you'll look great! i've seen that pic and its very nice... shame rick won't be there to see it, although you will get to see him. if only he didn't have an exam the next day! and the only person who thinks you won't look good is you, so it's like 10-1 so nuuuuur ;P and we'll all have a blast! no doubt!
o ups! sorry lol guess it would be better if you all where to speak in german with me ;p und? alle bereit? keine einsprüche? nein? dann ist ja gut ;p
a bit embarrassed
Adriana
Das ist ja kein Problem! Wir lieben, dass du oft an der Skandal-Presse tippst!
Jonah
Keep posting people!
we're going to his house to get the limo ;P
you know I've gotten rather curious. could I possibly take a peek at this picture that everything seams to be turning around? **pleading doggy eyes**
Adri
Can I just ask one little thing off you all? Can someone out there, preferably someone we know, do something worthy of foolery or something which can fit the scandal press seal of approval!? Here's the incentive..we won't mention Clarke's lovely red dress if you find something....scout's honour (I'm not the scout of the organisation, but you get what I mean)
In hope, I shall be waiting for your replies.
Jonah
I have an idea! I've heard many a scandal about james, paddon, james and paddon but scotty seams to be missing in the whole thing. I think he just got the job as the sole(umm I mean soul) employee of the scandal press to cover up any of his own scandals! Someone pleas come out with them!!! (and if no one knows any then scotty, do be so kind as to tell us some after all it's out now. now I've told everyone your reasoning there's no more reason to hide ;p)
Addy
**with a halo**
lol o I must say, scotty, your pic is simply fabulous! beets all the others!!hehehe
but here if you want an animated itchy and scratchy thing then you can have a look at this http://www.beepworld4.de/bilderarchiv/bilder/comic/03.gif you can use that as your pic as well if you like (rights are removed and etc.)
Thanks for the link, but I have decided upon one of my favourite cartoonists, Uli Stein, whose pictures of cartoon mice are so cool. They are ickle, just like me!
Jonah
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