Dear all
Welcome to the latest issue of the monday issue and due to ongoing errors on my Pc probably the last. i have not much to say but maybe these sentences to specific un-specified people will help you go on with your lives: JUST NO!
Yes O.K.
Ha my first exam is on 14th June
So big a piss up i dont remember even starting it
PRETTY PLEASE
Can i? Really?
Yours till i die and goodbye
The scandal press officer-in-chief
15 comments:
Yes, Mr Chief Editor of the Scandal Press, we did have a big drinking fest between us, I seem not to recollect but if you say so, then we probably did!
Jonah
Scotty you are all too trusting the big drinking session was all but a figment of mr thornley while we were stood in his kitchen smoking extremely large quantities of weed.
Dear all, let me state that I did not under any circumstances forget what happened. In fact I remember it perfectly...there was this guy, called Rick I think, then a random comrade named...erm...who was he called again?
And then we went out again at midnight I think, and wandered to that place where you sleep...but fear not, my memory is so good that I can safely say this: I was not at the crime scene!
Jonah
Setting things straight, I hope!
Ah scotty trying to talk his way out (again) I see ;p
First exam on 14th June? Unlucky! Mine's on the 15th! So haha!!
You'll remember this piss-up some day though, surely?!
Ta taa for now
Paul
mwahahaa hmm lets get it right now it was actually purple haze not just weed! i seem to remember hallucinating that scotty was drinking erm...or possibly lying in my pond...
and i agree with scotty i was with him at the time and we were nowhere near the crime scene
I have a new piece of Scandal: Reports have been sent my way that Mr. Clarke is going out with a Boleamic(or however you spell it) Chav. And if you look at it, it all makes sense. All the time spent in the bathroom, the liking of Clarkey, there could only be one possible explanation for these facts!!!
scotty was only drinking and or lying in your pond? :O really? are you QUITE sure he wasn't "powdering his nose"? ;p
no we really dont go in for powdering
Ha ha ha, I do say dear chaps, that you are all indeed way off the mark and your claims are simply propostoruous! I should thus like to offer my side of recent events at the residence of Mr Thornley, who is incidentally a thoroughly decent chap...pwoar, pwoar!
We did not embark on anything such as dare I say it, cheap alcohol but fine liquor as we all sat in high cushioned chairs in front of a lit fire and chatted into the night, clutching large brandies and sherries whilst reminiscing. We did not become in such a state that we should deny all accusations, but quite we were in a pleasant state afterwards. The confusion over the police incident is neither here nor there, so we are very much decent fellows! pwoar pwoar...
A subdued Jonah
"decent fellows" ey?
well decent of mind anyway nevermind soul
lol hmmm I guess I'll have to let that one pass ;p
I think Mr Clarke has created his own bit of Scandal last night by trying to kiss everyone(there were no women there.....)
I do hope there will be a Monday issue this week, despite our absence from school, I hope the Senior Cheif Editor can publish the next edition without any problems...if not, I can give it a shot! See some of you then too.
Jonah
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