The Outrageous Monday Issue

The week goes by and yet more scandalous behavior of the Scandal Team reaches various levels. This week has proven to be quite fruitful in it's attempt to be as random and eventful as possible.

It has fallen upon the office that one certain Editor-in-Cheif has purchased himself a nice new mobile telephone. Despite limited supplies of cash, most of the many undergraduates have taken it upon themselves to use their loan as a form of free money. I expect it feels very much like an endless supply of cash, but some will have to wait another few months/years before the chance to find out what it is like.

Also, personally thinking that the thought of purchasing a house would be a daughting act, we have heard of up to two of our party considering buying a house, or possessing one, for the second year. Mr. Clarke has informed me of his scandalous plans for the inhabitation of a friends mates' house that will become uninhabitated. Also Mr. Editor-in-Cheif has revealed his thoughts on buying a house with a few of his Aberdeen cellmates. How any of them will manage this great feat is behond the thinking of the Scandal Office. Whether they have accounted for all the costs, or not, will prove exhausting.

Speaking of semi-illegal acts, I have discovered the power of completely free album/music downloads. Despite being somewhat slow and probably dangerously corrupting my PC, it works and now I will be proudly accessing as many albums as my clicking finger will allow (all while I download The White Stripes: Elephant)

Peace Out

Harsh Reality