One Monday Later Issue
The weeks just seem to fly by and yet again I am forging together some scandal, but not enough to sink a ship. What first shocked me was the pityful attempt at an assembly Brooker came up with today (yes it is Tuesday and I am late). His assembly consisted of him trying to make excuses for a e-mail he recieved; saying, in short, that the end of term Christmas assembly lacked the traditional values of previous years. Brooker came up with some silly excuse that because of his observations of these previous years he had come to the conclusion that we no longer should be required to sing, as we fail to do so or are rubbish at singing and don't know the words properly. It is clear that you should all draw conclusions from this that Brooker fails to understand the true value of the schools traditional techniques.
Which brings me on to my next point. Unfortunately the parent/old boy/student/person, which ever they were, interpreted this action on the 16th December as an over the top attempt of pollitical correctness and so avoiding the issue, of the values of the ancient academy we were, or are part of. However, Brooker in all his holliness came up with a smart reply to that type of e-mail and then went on to tell us about how impossible it would be to be entirely pollitically correct all of the time. (I.e. it is actually Pol. Incor. to be called Headmaster as this implies Head of the Masters and not Head of the Masters and Mistresses). His next example was not so well thought through, he went on to say how a manhole can not be Pol. Cor. and should also be called a womanhole, which was too much for the perverted thoughts of a 12-16 year old child and they proceeded to erupt in laughter.
Thus this proves that Brooker is incompetent at being a Master at a established private school, he is out of touch with the youth of today and he feels it neccessary to defend everything said against his perfect reign.
It is unfortunate that one session of Brooker can provide all the scandalous actions of the week with ease. One might say too much ease.
On further news I'm loving my first job and it pays very well, even though I have to get up earlier for work than school. I figure I'll leave it another few weeks before I use and abuse the employee discount for climbing equipment.
See you soon and hope to be drinking with you again
Harsh Reality
10 comments:
I've said it before and i'll say it again, "BROOKER IS A TWAT!"
He has no idea what the school stands for.
Anyone up for a trip to Bolton to rid the School of him once and for all?
BOOM_headshot
Assassin chioce. And if I continue to abuse my teachers and commenting on this at school I expect they'll block this site out.
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!
Fantastic post, Harsh reality...when did we last discuss your wage, eh? I think someone has that extra special strand of Scandal in their DNA! As for Brooker, well the man's a running joke!
To be fair to him, it's not easy trying to please everyone and the political correctness is more a reflection on the pathetically incompetent governement of present. Claiming to be multicultured, they actually fail to bring such a society into action.
I, too, would have burst out laughing, even if I were still standing at the back as an 18 year old school slave (oh I mean monitor) and I wouldn't have concealed it either! I don't think he is a bad headmaster as such, just that he does not suit the tradition or heritage of the school.
President of SP
teachers are twats
lecturers however are lovely people and deserve a pay rise cause it'll mean strikes and we likes free days
where is the new edition???
In recent Scandal Adriana seems to have found herself a Valentine. Scott claims to have spent 3 days in Nottingham when infact he spent two. Paul seems to be turning quite girly and has been enjoying dancing classes........
Sorry about this weeks issue. The office experienced technical difficulties.
i.e. Home connection messed up for three days and school has blocked wedsites with "blogger" in, that includes this page and the posting page. The surf control now gives excuses why I can't visit this page and that is it falls under "Blogs and Forums".
That is scandalous! Censorship has taken its vicious path amonst the Bolton School heirarchy and it must come to an end! Freedom of the press....nay...Freedom of the SCANDAL press. That's ridiculous that you cannot access this educational and inspiring web source at school. How dare they indeed!
President (very much furious)
P.s. there are links to skip the surf control on the school computers but erm, top secret info!
I think we must leave the task of getting around the School's surf control up to them,as it is half the fun of it all.
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