The Knowledgeable Monday Issue

This week's been a big blow to most, returning semi drunk from the holidays. The tumbling wall of exams came with a sudden hit. But, however my exams are over and it's time to party. And I pray everyday that Channel four reveal that the BB house it truly a mass incinerator and burns those useless "celebrities" to a fine crisp. As some comedian once put it, "Your sat in you house watching other people sat in their house." Yet somehow intelligent life goes on. To the Scandal (a less intelligent medium of literacy)...

It is to my deaf ears that I hear that a certain party was to be due for the 31st January, here in Bolton and that our dear ickle Jonah was to host it. Anyhow the scandalous part , apart from some rattled together excuse for not having it, is that rumour reaches my ears that the party was cancelled because our ickle Jonah realised that no-one could fit in his pint-sized doll flat. But buying the alcohol prove profoundly fun.

Adrianas' defence for her American counter-parts is somewhat sustained as we did meet some lateral thinking American climbers while in Joshua Tree. However I must bring to light one man who, while watching us pack at the Laguna Beach RV park for our journey to JTree, said, " Well you guys have got a big camping thing goin'-on." Wether he was trying to make conversation or felt like he was inclined to say something will remain a mystery to this day. Or he was stating the plain and obvious truth and/or had to think aloud. The total number of silly american things said or done rose to a high of five, to the three lateral thinkers (classed weirdos in america). But we don't mind them really, because without the Americans who would we make fun of? the irish? they would respond with more violence. Whereas the americans take it all in their stride and take their anger out on a weak country which tastes of oil.

Simpsons is on soon so I'll have to leave you. Until next week...