Welcome To Another Random And Riveting Monday Issue.
It is with great pleasure that I post my first proper Post (not counting the one about Mr. C's actual appearance). With the devoted fans of Scandal begging to see more; how could I refuse. So without further ado I shall proceed.
This week it gets personal, now I'm not one to cast hatred about like confetti, but Grey Squirrels are pushing their luck when it comes to feeding time. The reluctantness of the modern people to hate creatures that are furry and have big cheeks has lead the world to ignore the evil Squirrels. This has led the creatures to believe that they can get away from anything, because we ignore them. The Scandalously cheeky Squirrels that I speak of will bite through a wooden mesh to get at the prize of nuts within. Also they seem not to understand what pain is or how to respond to it, yet I am sure they will get the picture after getting hit by small pellets.
How people of the world, come and join me to rid the garden of these trouble some creatures. Note: there is no restriction on how and when you can remove them from your garden (by any means neccessary).
In other news, the Bolton scene has been plagued with a possible "Pink" friday, organised by one P.Jolley. They consider persuading the sixth form into wearing pink shirts on the up coming friday, then charging them for wearing the colourful shirts! This maybe in aid of cancer, but to be honest, belittling the members o the sixth form to a level at which they they most certainly don't deserve is no way to raise money.
Scandalous reports next, as lately discovered scandal from Iceland. Timmy once again comes up with priceless informaton to fill our columns.
The words from his shattering lips was as follows, "they h-h-h-have n-n-no t-t-toilet r-r-roll over here!"
Wow, there we have it scandalous reports from somewhere cold.
Anyhoo, time flies, so I'll have to end with saying:
Who ever you are, what ever you are doing relax, remember someone cares about you even if you can't see them.
GoodNight
7 comments:
Pink Shirt day? Wow, now that is one erm *searches for appropriate adjective* interesting...Is anyone going to go through with it? We had the inaugural sh*t shirt day, which was bannered up on the common room only for it to be renamed "shy" as some people theieved some of the stick up letters...strange but true.
A raise is in waiting...put it on the tab of the Chief though!
Did you know that in Kazakhstan they kill Squirrels, turn them inside out and use the bead squirrel as a sex toy??? Now thats a pointless fact I learnt yesterday. Maybe Mr Pete can kill the squirrels and sell them off to Kazakhstani's? I'm sure you could make millions!
However this may not infact be true so you could just end up with lots of dead squirrels in your house....
As Far as the squirrel situation is concerned, i think i remember reading somewhere that the fury little things originate from America, if this is so enough said and may the ruthless campaign against them proceed quickly.
As far as Chris' thing about using a squirrel as a sex toy i will say only that no matter the result of it all a lot of dead squirels are going to end up at Rick's house.
Anyway as an alternative can i suggest mailing them to Mr Brooker, who has put more propaganda up outside school? or maybe Pete could lend me his knife so i can remove the offending articles.
The pleasure would be all mine.
More excessive propaganda outside of the school which is disturbingly now out for self-promotion again? More signs or banners on the extended lawns...*shakes away cobwebs* What was it that came of those banners last year? Hmmm, do you reckon that's where the scandal all began?
Let me know if any action is planned!
**gives a qick apploud for the fab. post** like the idea of a lot of guys running around wearing pink shirts, shure it would be a sight to behold but doubt how many would actualy play allong
and I'm off again to the next land I am to visit **big wave**
cyaz
Adriz
xxx
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