Thursday, September 22, 2005

THE END!

12 comments:

Adriana said...

what do you mean "the end"? that's not even half way funny!! there is no such thing as an end and especialy not for scandal! heavens the fact that you say the end is allready a scandal!
**written in polen by the infamous adri**

Scandal Press Editor in Chief said...

it does exactly what it says on the tin

Scotty said...

How dare you delete my post! This is NOT the end people, unless Rick is just resigning...Scandal will live on a lot longer!

Sole Employee

Harsh Reality said...

Ooo, ooo, pick me, pick me!
I feel that since I am a (reluctant) relative of the scandal press editor in chief I could live up to the high quality merchandise provided. Plus I'm one of few who remain in Bolton, a.k.a Scandal Centre of the World.

Adriana said...

ahh that may well be but you dont have all the international knowledge of scandal as do I (does anyone know what I'm on about?)
Adri
xxx
P.S. calm down scotty, I know people who puty labels on tins and most of them are false anyways

Harsh Reality said...

**sobs**
I remember a time when the was just the one blog, where people posted their thoughts and comments on just the one site. When people could get (moderately) angry with each other. Once there was a time when people would only visit the one site when they were looking for a laugh.















!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GREATER GOOD OF MANKIND !!

Scandal Press Editor in Chief said...

oh alright the scandal press is open for more business but i'm opening up more posts for jobs, Peter you're my new bolton reporter, scotty can still be president, i'd love to hear anything adri m ight have to say so she can be the agony aunt gone wrong by complaing at people who complain about their scandal. More posts will pop up soon and i can write a load of stuff about people up here, they really can be quite scandalous

Scandal Press Editor in Chief said...

oh alright the scandal press is open for more business but i'm opening up more posts for jobs, Peter you're my new bolton reporter, scotty can still be president, i'd love to hear anything adri m ight have to say so she can be the agony aunt gone wrong by complaing at people who complain about their scandal. More posts will pop up soon and i can write a load of stuff about people up here, they really can be quite scandalous

Adriana said...

the agony aunt gone wrong says:
waaahuuu!!! sounds good!

Scotty said...

I am certainly up for the challenge but my name tag would have to disappear if we hired new members to the core. However, I am willing to make this sacrifice for the idea of new talent, and I mean new scandalous skills in this people! Bolton reporter, known as sexy Pete, would bring a new flavour to the scandal reporting scene so I welcome him for sure. Do we have a foreign correspondent too? That would be a treat to the SP team. Chief Editor, you could come back for those holiday period journals! All the catching up and booze may lead to new and extended issues of the SP...just say you'll think about it!

President of the SP

Scotty said...

Dear local Bolton SP reporter, Sexy Pete (which also abbreviates to SP)...could you manage your first official post on here with some scandal involved?

I was thinking...could you clarify the annoyance you have with the infamous grey squirrel and why your hatred has built up so much! Add a pinch of scandal and unfounded side-story and it would make for a very interesting post indeed. If not, I'll shout to Adriana to get onto the case!

President

Adriana said...

the agony aunt gone wrong says:
O! I dono sounds a wee bit too high for an agony aunt gone wrong... I think my job might be to yelp out to sexy pete (another cetshy name!) and tell him to get the job done and it better be well done too! ;p
(I think I like this job! it's quite nice to tell other people what they should do and me, myself be lying back in a launge chair drinking lemonade with the rim of the glass coverd in sugar!)

Adriana
*writing this -finaly from germany again!- only sadly not from bonn but from frankfurt*