The Monday Issue Shout Out
Thanks for commenting loyal scandal spotters, every comment can help the posting of the next issue.
In response to the worlds most annoying person award, I reinforce my claims that the icing on the cake is complete and Ali has won for the remainder of his life time (which depending upon my sanity may or may not be very shortly). I am sure the person described gnawed at your skull, but I seem to have turned my hearing to the frequency of his voice and now cannot ignore his grasps of annoyance. Conformation of his ceaseless nature to talk came form our mathematics teacher, who revealed that the class Ali is in for maths is so far behind our group solely because of the talking. I doubt anyone you may have met would have had such a detrimental effect on your learning and education. If I can help it, this travesty will end over the easter break with few tears shed over him.
About the lecturers, I'd just like to say how digusted I am to find that they choose to go on strike as if it is expected of them. Why don't teachers ever go on strike just for the hell of it? Why not work on the principle that the longer you work in one place the higher your pay gets? Why does this b*s*a*d government tell us that education is important then let their employees just walk out when they find that thera's money flying around? If they're on strike why should poeple give them more money for wasting this extra money? I DO DECLARE THAT STUDENTS SHOULD GO ON STRIKE AND DEMAND LOWER TUITION!!! It's the only way forward.and it's a great idea, the first step to chaos. The spliting of the generations and government. Violence rules!!
Yours Harshly
Harsh Reality
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Having not been in class with Ali i can't imagine the detremental effect he has, although you have never met Mohammed Pathan, perhaps we should have an annoyance head to head, first to get stabbed to death with a pencil wins!
Someone who on his own holds the class behind because of his/her/its rantings and pointless antics? Hmm I doubt that he's the first one to have done that but I won't name names...*coughs* but I'm innocent...until proven innocent...I mean guilty...I mean look, I just like the attention!
Anyways, thanks for addressing my crisis last week it seems that SOMEBODY in the SP family still exists and doesn't live somewhere near the cold climbs of the flipping Arctic. Where's Rick? That should be a scandal in itself. The Chief Editor in Press (if that is your REAL name, MISTER!) failed to produce anything on that topic so I proclaim him missing, he's gone AWOL!
Yeah, I support the lecturers in what they're doing but it shouldn't be affecting the students, they should be targeting their frustrations at the authorities and quite frankly as for the nanny state party, I've given up hope long ago with the current government.
Anyway, in conclusion of my stupidly long comment - WHERE'S RICK?!
boo haloo i'm 'ere
Rick? Was that a sound off you? Where have you been dammit, explain yourself and what's this about you going skiing? Lucky bar steward!
SKI
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Scandal Alert: It has come to my attention that our little German Friend likes to cook, especially making cookies and cakes, yet none of these "World Famous" delights have made their way to Bolton for us to sample. I believe that she should not be allowed into the country unless she is carrying with her a basket full of her cookng for us to poison Scotty with, I mean for us to try.
I like to cook??? I can bake ONE cake namely raison cake ;p if you want home made stuff then get my mum over to england. she knows all the family recepies ;) just make sure to hand her back over when you're full ;p
President of SP here...
New Update today, maybe?
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