"Last Week of Term Edition" of the Monday Issue

Well another week goes by and the prospect of seeing old friends draws closer, the Christmas decorations are aloft and the thought of Christmas Dinner becomes nearly unbearable (in a tasty way). But, however, Christmas is not here yet and the Scandal is so let us get on with it...

Mr. Clarke's demands have been met and he gets a paragraph to himself, which I find personally scandalous. The most shocking scandal is his blatant defiance of his red-head counterparts. The plot to change the colour of his hair caused shouts of outrage among the Red (head) Party members, at their council. The negotiations are still on going and let's hope, for Mr. Clarke's sake, that they don't take military action.

With the prospect of Mr. Shepley buy drinks a week on Wednesday, I have decided to cease with the comments on the accent he may/ may not have picked up while being exposed to Southeners. And to re-literate his words, I am sure that all those away from home have picked up a little of the local accent while exposed to local folk. However, the office must point out that looking like one of the Beetles is worthy of a picture, also we expect the relatives Christmas present options are some what broadened.

Have a good holiday

Harsh Reality