For some time now, residents of this God-forsaken area located in a unknown area of Greater Manchester, away from any form of civilisation, have talked about opening this once nuclear testing honey pot to the public for commercial and business use. To put it simply, they want to open the iron gates which enclose the mystical city to the unexpecting outside world. So, as Scandal President and long term employee of the greatest and must comprehensive press publication ever in all of mankind, it is with great irony that I type to you about a place devoid of all mankind! However, this city was suspected of being founded, according to local historian Mr Clarke, in the Middle Ages and is likely to have be inhabited for some time.In fact, the local Geography nut was amazed to find any traces of human life in this once volcanic environment and more recently a nuclear wasteland, as he so elegantly described it. Mathematician, Mr Paddon looks back on the era he survived in this abandonned city and remarks that a local video rental store. similar to those found in our own society, was one of the few things that helped him cling onto to sanity, or so he says!
So, the project to build some sort of connection between this place and our own surroundings have been difficult indeed, but world-famous engineer Mr Shepley claimed that he would be able to build some sort of brigde over the land to connect to the two areas, regardless of the several murky swaps and crocodile pits which lurk below.
So where does Tyldesley go from here? Have any of you been lucky enough to experience this environment and come out unscathed? This crazy writer believes it's all mythology, but I don't know.
5 comments:
hi scotty!
ws a very chance meeting we had on wednesday! lol laura was being silly though and insisting i didnt call you, so of course, ignored her!
i feel rather enlightened about the origins of tyldsley now, im sure if i ever need that knowledge it will be firmly there in my mind thanks to the joint analysis! lol
ttys
mat
p.s. can you add Matt Wilko as a team member, Chief Ed?
hello to one and all, as we all know Tyldesley is one of my key areas of study and i have concluded it is a nuclear wasteland worthy of being encased in concrete and left. The bridge would be a bad idea as the contamination of such a place would only spread not to mention the worrying credentials of Mr Shepley as chief engineer of this project. My Chief recommendation would be for all evidence of such a place be wiped from the map, although in this i place a small exception that of the dwelling known as the Paddon household, as it does hold the only redeeming qualities of such a place.
omg! you're all so mean about tyldesley, i admit it's not the best place, but it's not that bad!!! how dare you think of getting rid of the town i've known all my life!! there are many nice people in tyldesley, and i'll admit it has some weird people, but what place doesn't?!?! im hurt you'd even consider calling tyldesley a waste land!
i've added matt using matwilkinson1989@hotmail.co.uk
that should sort it out
i did save your house
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