It has been a long time since I posted any such update on the Scandal Press, so here goes.
Thursday was the true beginning of the week with our results being published, congrats to everyone who got what they wanted. Clarkey seems to be following into what is becoming a Clarke Family Tradition, by going to Leeds to follow his elder sister and an unknown cousin, we are truely sorry for Miss L. Clarke as she will have to put up with james for the rest of her uni stay, a prospect which will surely scare the most courageous of us all.
As everyone should remember we went out on thursday night to the rice bowl, the oyster bar, norwegian blue and revolution. If you dont i suggest you start looking for a lawyer as your bound to be prosecuted for a public order offence.
More extra news, Christopher paddon had announced that he would be WITH two girls in Belgium, we are completely unsure as to what this will result in but possibly chris will never be allowed to visit belgium again! (i'm so gonna get my wrist chipped now)
Here's our latest report from Timmy: (unfortunately Timmy is currently locked up in a bulgarian prison so we won't be hearing from him in a while!)
EXTRA... In a blind drunk stupor i seem to remember clarkey referring to his (erm...) man(?)hood as Scotty on the results day night out, anyone who remembers this please assure my beliefs and i will be happy that i'm not a raving loony having nightmares about james!
Yours,
The Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief
Thursday was the true beginning of the week with our results being published, congrats to everyone who got what they wanted. Clarkey seems to be following into what is becoming a Clarke Family Tradition, by going to Leeds to follow his elder sister and an unknown cousin, we are truely sorry for Miss L. Clarke as she will have to put up with james for the rest of her uni stay, a prospect which will surely scare the most courageous of us all.
As everyone should remember we went out on thursday night to the rice bowl, the oyster bar, norwegian blue and revolution. If you dont i suggest you start looking for a lawyer as your bound to be prosecuted for a public order offence.
More extra news, Christopher paddon had announced that he would be WITH two girls in Belgium, we are completely unsure as to what this will result in but possibly chris will never be allowed to visit belgium again! (i'm so gonna get my wrist chipped now)
Here's our latest report from Timmy: (unfortunately Timmy is currently locked up in a bulgarian prison so we won't be hearing from him in a while!)
EXTRA... In a blind drunk stupor i seem to remember clarkey referring to his (erm...) man(?)hood as Scotty on the results day night out, anyone who remembers this please assure my beliefs and i will be happy that i'm not a raving loony having nightmares about james!
Yours,
The Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief
13 comments:
nice one there rick!
My pleasure
Fantastic Monday Issue there, you pulled another one out of the bag with that edition. Long may they continue in only the style you know how. Obviously there is no bias or swing in that opinion, but I do work for the guy so I have to put the praise in before someone slams him for his scandal reporting.
Sole Employee
The summer months clearly part the commentees from leaving comments on the issues that require commenting upon, whereas the normal issues to be commented upon are usually commented on far more fequently than the summer commented on posts. Hence the running commentry of my comment.
Just thought i'd just comment on the commentried comment.
Finally, something new to read on this, such a quiet and non-controversial, blog.
As much as I don't like doing it, I'm trying to push a project that desperately needs more interest. The Soundtrack Of The Summer really needs more people to get involved. So I implore you to visit http://thisistheendmusic.blogspot.com/ and get posting. All comments need to be in by Tuesday if possible, you'll find out why soon.
Thanks in advance and in plain hope.
Paulo
lol harsh reality really does have a way of putting things doesn't he? I was just about to say all that myself! :p
for all those who are too lazy to copy and paste the address for paul's wonderful site (no, it's not compairable to any of the other blogs here, yet a totaly refreshingly new idea) here's a link. just click on it, that's not too much work is it? http://thisistheendmusic.blogspot.com
adri
P.S. where's the saturday e-mail?!
Once upon a time, there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
argh?!?! thats so confussing, im confussed now... *walks into a wall in the confussion* damn!!
i thought a thought, but the thought i thought wasn't the thought i thought i thought
i wish to wish the wish you wish you wish, but the wish i wished was the wish he wished he wished
If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
what is it with you and posting confuddling posts recently? my brain hurts now, although i got the last post totally which im sure must be an achievement. where do you get them from though, theyre good. if you want to confuse people that is, im gonna end up walking into a wall again though from the confusement :(
Walking into walls? Confuddled? I am for sure! I thought I thought a thought which I'd thought before? Yikes, where to begin on that one.
Anyway, hope we can organise a Monday Issue today, which is last time I check a bank holiday Monday, so we could perhaps have it as a special. I have only one idea up my sleeve but it's pretty naff!! Oh, I'm not going to advertise it to the extent of fellow commentees (does that word exist?) but the music list really does need more varied input from you all...come on, pull ya fingers out.
Sole Employee
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