Ahead of his time
The true Summer Prizegiving
The world famous founder of the Scandal Press scooped up last night on several awards at a prestigious ceremony, designed to pick the best of the best blogger reporters. All of the blogger stars came out to congratulate the man himself and the standing ovation at the end for the hard-working and devoted family man was thoroughly deserved.
Amongst a field of very strong candidates, the Scandal Press took the prize of the Best Newcomer and the Reporters' Blogger Site of the Year at this annual ficticious event. The Friday E-mail, which publishes today, was inducted into the Hall of Fame after it's stunning make-over and, equally, a Miss A. Ferrari was awarded the Female Writer of the Year, but was unable to collect her prize.
It was clear, however, that the SP had stolen the show. Overwhelmed with joy, the Chief Editor could only utter his thanks to his loyal readers, before he paraded around soaking everyone with sweet tasting champagne.
Quick on the scene, many so-called big named national newspapers tried to snap up the hot property but in complete defiance, he refused. Many have labeled him ahead of his time and this writer believes this is just the start of things to come for the founder of the Scandal Press.
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9 comments:
I can't believe I wasn't invited to the awards!! Thats scandalous in itself!
Chris, this event was held underground as it was and the arena so packed that all the glory hunters and executives nicked the seats! Rick, however, decided to have a bash in thanks for his awards last weekend, remember?! Anyway, these are the true prizes, despite claims that they are simply made up!
Jonah
Happy B'day Chris dude
well!! it really was ...IS! a shame I couldn't pick up my award myself but hey the best one is always a bit different ey? O yeah and to all you sorry ass opponent out there....
**sticks out tongue** bahhhh nana nana na na! guess you'll all just have to try harder!!!
Addri
xxx
(do I have any opponents? hmmm maybe I'm just too far ahead to see em ;p)
P.P.S. what about best famale web designer? ;p
Yeah, james is your competition :p
On a different note, i'd like to thank Adri for the letter that arrived this morning(I managed to read it with the help of Scott's translation skills. Your writing is worse than mine!) But it seems you forgot to wish me a Happy Birthday on it :p or to write much sense either :p
hehehe well was I ever known for writing (...or saying for that matter) anything that made I bit of sense?
nakjsnklNS ÖALD SDNFIOSD
anyways I think I kind of explained the letter to you. sorry about that
o yeah and my hand writing is so hard to read because only the bright ones are supposed to be allowed to read it! you need an abstract mind! ;p
Adri
Xxx
Whether the weather be hot, whether the weather be cold. We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather. whether we like it or not.
lol a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
;p
Stop talking about the weather and woodchuckers, if that word actually exists in the dictionary and talk about the awards night! Nobody seems to have doubted it happened so it seems that the Chief Editor is undoubtedly ahead of his time...
Jonah
...well I'll grant him the new commer award
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