WANTED

FOR CRIMES

AGAINST

HUMANITY

DEAD OR ALIVE

REWARD: FREE

BEATING

OF THE

CULPRIT

FLEAS!

THAT IS ALL

THANK YOU

Clarkey is Getting Old - Apparently!

Dear One and All,

No doubt you have all recieved is email about the upcoming (in three months) party, apparently the red haired sun on the horizon as promised embarrassment and dancing on tables, not to mention an open bar!!!

The Scandal Press Journalism team shall be there incognito as party guests filming all the shenanigans that they can! With their new droppable drownable camera you will not want to miss the footage, which will be published here, there, and everywhere so the world knows of the fun!

News Update: The Scandal Press Senior Editor-in-Chief has used all the profits from last year to pay for his month long summer holiday to France, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, and Italy.

Yours,

For Ever,

The Scandal Press Senior Editor-in-Chief