PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A JOKE

Dear One, All, and Everyone,

I write to you just as I have got home from having dinner out (it was quite nice).

You see on arriving home I found out that my laptop had been left on and I hadn't signed out of MSN Messenger. There was two message windows open, one from Nat and another from Nat and Bilam, it turns out they can't take a joke, at all, and who gives a shit about spelling when you're in a rush. But anyway, it speaks of this and that, and then laura gets involved, maybe she should really talk to james about who exactly said what about James and his codename (get your facts right before commenting on them) and then maybe ask James how I responded to him going out with you, if I really had a problem with it would I still talk to him (or you, not that I do much)

I do apologise to bilam for being at the party with a fair few of my mates at an extremely good friend of mines house, talk of socialising and all, funny thing is that I did.

So I finish with a toast to all you people for being the people you really are and how I love you for it!

Yours,

Rick.

p.s. Nat if you find any spelling mistakes in here please do not hesitate to email the corrections to me and I shall see that they are dealt with and republished.

p.p.s. Should anyone happen to want a copy of the previously mentioned conversation I will happily supply them with a copy by email upon request.

p.p.p.s. Who really gives a shit what I write about anyway it's not as though its the number one newsreel for the country, plus there is a freedom of the press and generally it is to pour petrol onto a fire as they say (or make a mountain out of a mole hill if you didn't understand).

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