Dear one, all, and everyone
We at the Scandal Press as shown in our invisible contracts are required to break every secrecy act possible, so here goes.
Yesterday the delectable SP President, decided that he would offer up his services of a venue for Nats party of no real significance. a shed load of bloody strangers turned up, not counting Bisi, nathan, pete, the king of degradation, and of course the core SP Team. Everyone else was just there for no apparent reason.
Main news: despite having a girlfriend, Mr. Lang got off with some broard (name unknown)
Clarkey decided that after a certain unknown person left he would get off with the fridge instead deciding it was her (we'll let you lot decide why and what possible derogatory terms could be brought up)
Anyhoo, after all the random unknowns left, peace finally reigned.
Morning after, cleaning commenced again, despite nats non presence (thanks)
bacon was served and bottles removed by the acclaimed king of degradation.
thanks to the following for cleaning up and helping overall: Rick, Pete, Charlie, and Nathan. Scotty is very thankful for your help in the clean up of what ever shit them randoms brought in!
Yours,
in advance of complaints,
The Scandal Press Team
We at the Scandal Press as shown in our invisible contracts are required to break every secrecy act possible, so here goes.
Yesterday the delectable SP President, decided that he would offer up his services of a venue for Nats party of no real significance. a shed load of bloody strangers turned up, not counting Bisi, nathan, pete, the king of degradation, and of course the core SP Team. Everyone else was just there for no apparent reason.
Main news: despite having a girlfriend, Mr. Lang got off with some broard (name unknown)
Clarkey decided that after a certain unknown person left he would get off with the fridge instead deciding it was her (we'll let you lot decide why and what possible derogatory terms could be brought up)
Anyhoo, after all the random unknowns left, peace finally reigned.
Morning after, cleaning commenced again, despite nats non presence (thanks)
bacon was served and bottles removed by the acclaimed king of degradation.
thanks to the following for cleaning up and helping overall: Rick, Pete, Charlie, and Nathan. Scotty is very thankful for your help in the clean up of what ever shit them randoms brought in!
Yours,
in advance of complaints,
The Scandal Press Team
3 comments:
NEWS JUST IN: Langs "girlfriend has just found out about his antics and is, according to our moonlight reporter, extremely pissed off. So much for his non emotional relationships are all right. And thus we will commit his memory into fire with the words: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. or whatever
Thanks for the post and proving that bad taste is a growing epidemic in our society god only knows how one girl could fall for the "charms" of Lang but 2!! YUK!!!! Or does this prove morw that beer goggles work on the personality as well as the physical?
hell knows but i know exactly what i'm doing with this convo that went on whilst i was eating tea tonight!
so much for those fucking people who cant handle their drink eh
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