Monday, May 26, 2008

Clarkey is Getting Old - Apparently!

Dear One and All,

No doubt you have all recieved is email about the upcoming (in three months) party, apparently the red haired sun on the horizon as promised embarrassment and dancing on tables, not to mention an open bar!!!

The Scandal Press Journalism team shall be there incognito as party guests filming all the shenanigans that they can! With their new droppable drownable camera you will not want to miss the footage, which will be published here, there, and everywhere so the world knows of the fun!

News Update: The Scandal Press Senior Editor-in-Chief has used all the profits from last year to pay for his month long summer holiday to France, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, and Italy.

Yours,

For Ever,

The Scandal Press Senior Editor-in-Chief

2 comments:

Scotty said...

Dear one and all...
Happy Birthday wishes to our much esteemed Scandal Press Chief Editor who has himself turned the ripe old age of 12 today. We wish him many happy returns.

In other news, it has been recently shown that the most minor of typoes seems to be able to cause the upmost bother.

Prez

Scandal Press Editor in Chief said...

dear prez,

much love

from a 12 and 1 day year old