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Dear one and all,

More precisely,

Dear Everyone who reads this,

It is once again that the Scandal Editorial Team return to the writing board to look baffled and make any old crap up.

Firstly, it has been confirmed that Adriana is one of the new faces of Cadburys chocolate, as the spelling queen of the liverpudlian world she was tipped as the best girl for the job. As a celebration, Adriana herself got married and invited noone to the event, as such we shun the relationship immediately. She also chose to send the Senior Editor-in-Chief oysters and Guinness all the way from Ireland, we have a feeling that the marriage is on the rocks.

Secondly, the Senior Editor-in-Chief is yet again to be seen in a kilt and drinking tea. Also Ambulating both shires with trips planned to the arse and elbow (cambridge and glasgow), we foresee a trail of unrecorded carnage in the wake of our Chiefs arrival.

Now remember, corn flakes were accidentally created after Mr. Kellogg wanted a preventative for masturbation. Also, when a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate.

Yours,

In the preamble,

The Scandal Press Senior Editor-in-Chief

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

MR.

EL

PREZIDENTE

The wheels on the bus go round and round...

...all day long!

Greetings to all my weird and wonderful friends!

Here's what I propose for the obligatory Scottish trip for New Year's, namely a trip to Aberdeen but if folk get lost in Glasgow, we'll send out a search party and find you in a crowd of millions, the only one eating a nice salad.
So, I propose we travel there, if cars and lifts are unavailable, by the magic that is magicbus. I have looked at the costs and they are very much ideal for the poor student, even one that parties every night like some I know.
Going out on 29th December 2008 for at the moment £15 for a 7 hour direct trip of fun to Aberdeen, returning for a fiver on 9th January 2009 for a 7 hour trip back to Manchester Piccadilly (coach station) very hungover. People are welcome to stay over at mine and we can all get to the coach station a lot more easily on the day of travel. That equates to 24 smackers for a trip to the Arctic Circle.

Who's in?
Which dates would suit other people better?

I shall book soon and I think the price is a steal, despite the long traveling time.
Prez of the SP*

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