Dear one and all,
the monkey witness protection agency is now in operation, applications can be made in absentia with the power of attourney being given to the person who sponsors a person for the funniest reason.
Details for the protection scheme are not available in your nearest bookstore
Info to be included in applications: Name
Monkey I.D.
Complaint
Reason for Incarceration
Preferred Relocation
Yours,
Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief and Monkey Relocator-Extraordinaire